McLaren Peed on Richard Branson's Rug, plus the Dao of Diamond Dave, Bryan Ferry to Model, Hit Factory Condos

• Malcolm McLaren had a perfectly good reason for micturating on Richard Branson's rug. He can also get you a toe if you need a toe.
• David Lee Roth has extended his tour, but what I'm interested in his the book he's working on, The Tao of Dave: Rock 'n' Roll Philosophy with David Lee Roth. There's going to be loads of Advancement in that one.
• Bryan Ferry has finally realized his lifelong dream to be a male model. A true inspiration.
• New York's Hit Factory studio is being converted into condos. I considered getting into a lather about this, but you should see the layout of the units!
• “He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.” - David Lee Roth