Monday, April 14, 2008

Eminem to Perform for Nelson Mandela

According to dlisted, it's true:
When you think of Nelson Mandela, you automatically think of Eminem. Em will take the stage at Mandela's 90th...count 'em....90th Birthday party. WTF! Come to think of it, I can see Mandela dropping it like it's hot to "Lose Yourself." The Sun reports that Em has been confirmed to make his comeback at Mandela's party. I hope it's fat Eminem that takes the stage.

An inside source said, "We’re amazed to have Eminem on board. We wanted some of the greatest artists from recent times and Eminem was on the list."

Let me guess, Vanilla Ice wasn't available because he's in jail.

I'm also hoping Mandela and Eminem do a duet to "Ebony and Ivory."
I have one question: did a 1980s robot write those jokes?

3 comments:

Mark Elliot Cullen said...

What, no Boomtown Rats reference?

Roger Camden said...

Making fun of white rappers because they're white is overt.

Can a robot be overt?

Jason said...

that is better left to Philip K. Dick.