Thursday, October 28, 2004

R Kelly: Over 40 Billion Sold

According to this, R Kelly has a new gig:

R Kelly has been spotted moonlighting - as a McDonald's sales assistant. The singer, who last year topped the UK singles' chart with Ignition, spent three hours working at the drive-through window of McDonald's just hours after coming offstage in St. Louis, Missouri. Kelly "chatted up the manger of the McDonald's and wound up working the drive-through window for three hours," reported the New York Post. A rep for the singer, currently on tour with rapper Jay-Z, confirmed the story. The Post reports that earlier in the evening Kelly stormed off stage screaming at the sound engineer for "screwing things up."

This is amazing. My alternate headline was "I Believe I Can Fry."

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