According to billboard.com, Bobby "Boris" Pickett has redone "Monster Mash" to protest President Bush's environmental policies. The new effort is called "Monster Slash," and it goes a little something like this:
"We were hiking in the forest late one night / When our eyes beheld an eerie sight / Our president appeared and began to frown / Then he and his friends cut the forest down / (He did the slash) They did the forest slash / (He did the slash) It was brutally brash / (He did the slash) / Public opinion was mashed / (He did the slash) They did it for the cash."
Go here to see the "Flash-animated challenge to the administrations's plan to permit commercial exploitation of federal forests.
Pickett believes that Bush has "the worst environmental record in the history of our great nation." I can't argue with a man who played with Leon Russel.