Someone Saved My Life Tonight

As you know, I applaud David Lee Roth's decision to become a paramedic. Last night I was thinking that it is likely he will have to save the life of someone who was a huge Van Halen fan. It's fun to imagine a fan getting CPR from DLR, coming back to consciousness and realizing that it is DLR that has saved him. I like to imagine him calling his friend and saying something like, "Dude! I OD'ed David Lee Roth saved my life! It was awesome!" The other thing I like to imagine is that same fan regaining consciousness but thinking that he has died and gone to heaven.