1. He likes sports, as evidenced by the multitude of NBA jerseys and hats he wears.
2. He embraces world music - Papazao is Brazilian, right?
3. Marrying, impregnating (twice), and arguably ruining the career of one of the most bankable yet vapid artists (sic) is an Advanced move in my book.
4. Cornrows on a white guy - Advanced.
5. Smoking under water - Advanced.
6. Throwing a party for yourself and having no one show up? Advanced. http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1233
I know, I know, he hasn't been around long enough or had any semblance of "universal critical acclaim" to merit consideration for Advancement, but isn't it possible that he is the One? He Who Was Born Advanced?
Recording artist Kevin Federline.
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Stubble, rolled up sleeves, a cigarette, whiskey, fire, poker... Did you get that he was manly?
The KFed case for Advancement:
1. He likes sports, as evidenced by the multitude of NBA jerseys and hats he wears.
2. He embraces world music - Papazao is Brazilian, right?
3. Marrying, impregnating (twice), and arguably ruining the career of one of the most bankable yet vapid artists (sic) is an Advanced move in my book.
4. Cornrows on a white guy - Advanced.
5. Smoking under water - Advanced.
6. Throwing a party for yourself and having no one show up? Advanced. http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1233
I know, I know, he hasn't been around long enough or had any semblance of "universal critical acclaim" to merit consideration for Advancement, but isn't it possible that he is the One? He Who Was Born Advanced?
I don't know, but it never pays to bet against KFed!
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