Slowko Ono: This Bird Has Flu

Not much going on today. I saw that Yoko Ono had some unkind remarks about Paul McCartney's songwriting, proving once again you're only as old as you feel. Some early Bob Dylan poetry is up for auction. Apparently it's witty and has some Yiddish references. Madonna has some rabbis upset with her. Apparently her new song isn't witty but has some Kabbalah references. In other news, we're all going to die from bird flu. Let's hope there's more news of Advancement before then, though.