I don't know why I just thought of this, but there is a great scene in "Grease 2" where Michelle Pfeiffer and the secret Cool Rider (Maxwell Caulfield) discuss "Hamlet" over burgers and french fries. The conversations alternates between the play and their meal, with each of them getting confused about which topic they are talking about. Of course, what they are really doing is falling in love. In my view, the scene makes the whole production worthwhile.
Don't pretend that you haven't seen--and loved--"Grease 2."