Stupid Man

I was sitting here wondering if something can actually be "barely legal" (I'm pretty sure that there are no degrees of legality and things can be either legal or illegal, not barely legal) when I realized that the "barely" was a double entendre ("barely" as in "bare" as in "naked). I rate this revelation a little below my finally figuring out that "If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" has two meanings. I never go that the guy wants the woman with the beautiful body to press her body against his. I wish I could say stupidity is Advanced.