A Mostly Unrelated Post About Subway

Actually, this post is about Jared. I'm worried that he is a little too slick in his delivery now. If he's not holding a giant pair of pants, he's just another guy pitching fast food. I fear that his time is coming to an end, but he sure has done well for himself. By the way, making fun of Jared is Overt, as is making fun of "Sandwich Artist," the title Subway gives its sandwich makers. It's just too easy. But I have to admit that I wonder (inspired by Britt's thoughts about the different types of Sandwich Artists there might be--cubists, impressionists, fauvists, etc.) if there are Advanced Sandwich Artists out there, and if they exist, how do they make their sandwiches?